My Favorite Zombies: Day of the Dead Edition

The Majorette Ghoul: From the University of  Miami?

The Junior Varsity Running Back Zombie:  Does that say Mailboy or Mailbox?

The Lionel Richie Flesh Eater

Zombo the Clown:  My personal nightmare come to life.

Junior Varsity Running Back Zombie, again?  It's the same number - but where's the name?

The Conga Line Ghouls

Mr. Living Dead Mom: No dishpan hands for this zombie house husband, he wears Playtex gloves when washing the dishes or ripping out your entrails!

The Bride of the Dead

The Groom of the Bride of the Dead

Hold Me Closer, Tiny Zombie Dancer: Even in death, Lillie still maintained the perfect Battement dégagé

My Favorite Zombies: Dawn of the Dead Edition (II)

Pennies From Heaven Zombie:  Every time, it rains, this zombie finds, pennies from heaven.

Look, it's The XYZ Ghoul : I think someone forgot to button up his fly after he went winky tinks!

The Sylvia Browne Zombie: love that house coat, mama!

The Brooks Brothers Dead: Notice the cut of the suit, the perfect coif - this guy was a killer on Wall Street before he became a flesh eater in Monroeville.

Mr. Zombie Cut and Dye: Even in death, Mr. Bruce just wanted to give everyone a good dye job and a jaunty cut.

Farrah Fawcett Zombie

Mr. Arse Bite: No one can blame this ghoul for wanting to take a bite out of Roger's perky bum.

The Zombie of Summer:  Laid back, mellow, all he wanted to do was stare at Frannie and play ball.

Mama's Hungry: I love seeing a zombie enjoy her meal. 

Fresh Slabs of Meat: Horror Movie Hunks (10)

Victim: Tom

Film: Night of the Living Dead

Hunk Factor: This earnest son of Western Pennsylvania was a likable guy who always tried to be the voice of reason. Though short in stature, Tom (we don't know his last name), had a big heart, as well as nice arms, a beefy bubble butt, and a "can do" attitude that probably served him well at the 4H Club in Evans City. Tom was devoted to his girlfriend, Judy, who always seemed to have a smile for him - and how hard would that have been, to have a smile for Tom.

Dispatched by: An explosion of the truck he was trying to gas up .

Played by: Keith Wayne

My Favorite Zombies: Dawn of the Dead edition

Some of my fave flesh eaters from George A Romero's classic, Dawn of the Dead.

Ebony & Ivory: not to mention subtle pastel shades ... check out these two lovely ghoul gals in their all cotton frocks. Nothing says, "Let's go eat somebody's innards" like a nice sensible outfit.

Zombie Slut: doing the shamble of shame in her slip through the Monroeville Mall parking lot.

Roseanne Roseannadanna Zombie: It's always something, either you're walking dead in New Jersey, or some National Guardsman shoots you in the head, it just goes to show you...

Jazz Loving Cool Ghoul: Even in death, Dex still wears his hat, and keeps his jacket collar turned up.

Polyester is a ghoul's best friend.

The Jennifer Tilly Zombie

Night of the Living Tyke.

Pie Faced Flesh Eater

The Michael Berryman Zombie

The Paul Shaffer Hare Krishna Zombie!

Halloween 2009

Just a little something I slapped together using new video editing software

MOVIE POSTER MADNESS: When Wrestlers become Thespians Edition

When professional wrestler's trade in the spandex so that they may strut and fret, the results are almost always dreadful...until such a time that we see Hulk Hogan star with Meryl Streep in a remake of Macbeth, let's take a look at few movies that feature some of the bad boys of the squared circle Oh and before anyone tells me how good an actor Dwayne Johnson is, I have two words for you, "Southland Tales".

While his name is not even on the poster, Tor Johnson turned in one of his greatest performances as Inspector Clay in Edward D. Wood's classic, Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Roddy Piper pretty much ruled in John Carpenter's sci-fi satire of Reagan's America in They Live - while not a great actor, I can't imagine anyone else in the lead of this film.

Tyler Mane appeared in this little seen movie of no great consequence.

Caught this one late at night on cable ... fell asleep before it ended, I am sure it was magnificent.

Coming soon: Now if Kurt Angle just walks around nekid in this movie, then I am so there! Of course with his co-stars, Mr. Nash and Mr. Vicious...well, I smell an Oscar!

MOVIE POSTER MADNESS: David DeCoteau Edition

Before he turned into the Edward D. Wood of soft core gay porn masquerading as grade z horror, David DeCoteau made such thrilling cinematic masterpieces as Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

by the time he did Voodoo Academy, David was showing his gay hand - check out how purdy them pouty faced boys is...

The Wolves of Wall Street was Dave's take on both American Psycho and Jack Nicholson's Wolf.

Here is probably one of Dave's greatest films: Mink Stole and Adrienne Barbeau star in the tale of boy band zombies who practice voodoo rituals in black Calvin Klein briefs.

Edgar Allan Poe meets A & F.

Finally, Beastly Boyz is so gay, a toaster oven comes with each copy of it.