Name: Bill Neil
Location: "The Colony" somewhere in the wilds of rural California.
Occupation: Television News producer.
Family: Wife, Karen White, noted anchor at L.A.'s KDHB, 6 News.
Why He's A DILF: If you are looking for a sensitive guy, Bill Neil's your man. In fact if he had kids, he would probably be a great dad - well, at least for awhile; initially a caring soul who is a dedicated vegetarian and loving husband that only wants to watch over his recently traumatized wife (she was attacked by a madman in an adult movie theater while trying to get a story on a serial rapist)...everything's fine until Bill goes with the little woman to The Colony and runs in to a local floozy who , as it turns out, is a werewolf...in fact everyone at The Colony is a werewolf! Anyway, when the slut sets her eyes on Big Bill, she decides to take a bite out of him and faster than you can say, "
What big eyes, you have grandma!", he becomes a (
GASP) meat eater!
Then, a few nights later, the werefloozy and Bill hook up again, and start bumping uglies in front of a roaring fire..
...and Bill transforms into a slobbering...
... howling, hairy beast...
...with only two things on his mind...
...and they aint vegetarianism and EST!
Once he's transformed, he is no longer the sensitive new-age-guy that Karen loved, but heck, who wouldn't overlook those shortcomings if they had a beast like Bill to come home to?
Played By: Christopher Stone
