Horror Porn Comes to Haddonfield!

A while back, I posted on the Halloween XXX rated parody that the fine folks at Smash Pictures were putting together, I posted some stills from the film, and remarked on how incredibly good the locations and sets seemed to look.  Well, hold onto your Kleenex and baby oil, wankers, becuase the preview is up and, boy howdy, all things considered, it looks like they did a damn good job!   You'll notice lines of dialouge lifted directly from the original film, and even some stunningly familiar looking exterior shots (check out that hedge!).  Granted, Michael  seems a tad skinny, and his mask appears a bit large for his head, but what the heck, any skin flick that takes this much time paying homage to its source material can't be all bad!

More Halloween Porn!!!

Hey heterosexual horror / porn fans,  it seems that their are TWO X-rated versions of Halloween!

Previously I posted the trailer for Zero Tolerance's Halloween parody.  Today, presented for your consideration, are some stills from Smash Pictures Halloween parody.  From the looks of things, it seems that the fine folks at Smash Pictures have been much more faithful to the original.

Here's our porn versions of Laurie, Linda and Annie.  Interesting that virginal Laurie is showing some leg and wearing her blouse unbuttoned.  But look at the location, it almost looks like where John Carpenter shot the original.

OK, the tombstone looks like it's made out of Styrofoam, and the room is not dark enough, but thumbs up to the set decorator for using those retro linens and including the jack-o-lantern on the bedside table. 

I just gotta laugh at this one; why is the victim looking lovingly at the camera?  Hmmm, and that mask looks kind of cheesy.  Oh yeah, props to the lighting guy or gal for the venetian blind shading on the wall - detail, baby, it's all about the detail! 

OK, this shot looks pretty legitimate, though the victim appears she might be asleep and snoring...hey, but at least she's not flashing her tits! 

Glasses, Check.  Sheet, Check.  Telephone wire...uh, hey, where's the telephone cord?   

Bravo!  Here's X Rated Laurie after she puts down Michael for the first time (L)...sort of brings to mind this still from the real Halloween (R).

Well, uh, OK, who is playing Michael Myers, a 12 year old boy?   Sorry, can't help but chuckle over that mini slasher - looks like a couple of bitch-slaps would bring him down. 

Be that as it may, kudos to the film makers for at least trying to pay homage to the classic while making a skin flick.  Would that Rob Zombie have paid this much attention.

Halloween XXX is due out this September.

It Still Looks Better than anything Rob Zombie Came Up With!

Here's the promo for Zero Tolerance's X rated version of Halloween...words fail me...