11/3/09
MOVIE POSTER MADNESS: When Wrestlers become Thespians Edition
When professional wrestler's trade in the spandex so that they may strut and fret, the results are almost always dreadful...until such a time that we see Hulk Hogan star with Meryl Streep in a remake of Macbeth, let's take a look at few movies that feature some of the bad boys of the squared circle Oh and before anyone tells me how good an actor Dwayne Johnson is, I have two words for you, "Southland Tales".
While his name is not even on the poster, Tor Johnson turned in one of his greatest performances as Inspector Clay in Edward D. Wood's classic, Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Roddy Piper pretty much ruled in John Carpenter's sci-fi satire of Reagan's America in They Live - while not a great actor, I can't imagine anyone else in the lead of this film.
Tyler Mane appeared in this little seen movie of no great consequence.
Caught this one late at night on cable ... fell asleep before it ended, I am sure it was magnificent.
Coming soon: Now if Kurt Angle just walks around nekid in this movie, then I am so there! Of course with his co-stars, Mr. Nash and Mr. Vicious...well, I smell an Oscar!
11/2/09
MOVIE POSTER MADNESS: David DeCoteau Edition
Before he turned into the Edward D. Wood of soft core gay porn masquerading as grade z horror, David DeCoteau made such thrilling cinematic masterpieces as Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
by the time he did Voodoo Academy, David was showing his gay hand - check out how purdy them pouty faced boys is...
The Wolves of Wall Street was Dave's take on both American Psycho and Jack Nicholson's Wolf.
Here is probably one of Dave's greatest films: Mink Stole and Adrienne Barbeau star in the tale of boy band zombies who practice voodoo rituals in black Calvin Klein briefs.
Edgar Allan Poe meets A & F.
Finally, Beastly Boyz is so gay, a toaster oven comes with each copy of it.
10/31/09
Pax's Page O' Halloween Links
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween --danny elfman, "this is halloween"
Trick or treat till the neighbors die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween --danny elfman, "this is halloween"
* Homepage of The Dead, the ultimate site for Zombie lovers!: CLICK HERE.
* Freak out all of your Born Again Christian 
friends...send them this link, Samhain.com: CLICK HERE.
* Explore the Fantasy and Folklore of All Hallows: CLICK HERE.
* For all you lazy-asses, here is a place to carve a Virtual Jack-O-Lantern! CLICK HERE
* And for you analytical types, here's How Halloween Works: CLICK HERE
* Read all about the Ancient Origins of Halloween, CLICK HERE
* Halloween is Not Satanic, so sayeth these Witches! CLICK HERE
* What Fundamentalist Christians don’t want you to know about Halloween: CLICK HERE
* A Victorian Perspective on Halloween: CLICK HERE
* A cool listing of the 13 Most Haunted Places: CLICK HERE
* Sorry, no link for this one. Try and seek out the great jazz/scat song, Halloween Spooks by Lambert, Hendricks & Ross, it's a wacky tune by a highly underrated jazz trio from the early 60's.
* They say that Halloween night is the best time to try and connect to the spirit world...The Online Ouija Board makes it easy! CLICK HERE
* Find out what famous folk were Born on Halloween. CLICK HERE
* Imagine dressing up as Chuck Barris, or a Rubik's Cube...yup, here they are a gallery of The Worst Halloween Costumes ever! CLICK HERE
* Behold the greatest Halloween treat of all times, The Food of the Gods: Ladies and gentleman, Candy Corn! CLICK HERE
Have a Marvelous Halloween, All!
10/29/09
RECYCLED HALLOWEEN BLOG POSTS: The Men of Haddonfield Illinois
*originally posted on 8.18.08
Haddonfield Illinois is so well known for it's most infamous resident, Michael Audrey Meyers, that one wonders about the other sons of this mid-western town.
Wonder no longer; presented for your approval:
This corn-fed son of the Prairie State, who here so proudly flashes his abs of steel, was the boyfriend of the late, Judith Margret Myers. Playful, quick and energetic, this never-named- young-man, quickly brushed off the death of his beloved in 1963 and found fame and fortune as a physique model for Bruce of Los Angeles and later for the Athletic Model Guild.
Don Strode, owner of Haddonfield's premiere real estate company, Strode Reality; Besides being the adoptive father of Laurie, Mr. Strode was a known man about town, and was rumored to be "hung like a horse". Before the tragic occurrences in his hometown, Mr. Strode and his wife hosted key-parties with other Haddonfield couples including The Wallace's and The Doyle's. Most of Haddonfield's desperate housewives (and a few of the husbands) were said to be infatuated with the well hung realtor.
While not an actual resident of Haddofield, Dr. Terrance Wynn, head of Smith's Grove Sanatorium was a known player at some of Haddonfield's hot spots, including The Rabbit in Red Lounge.
While not named, this cute red-head classmate of Laurie's is probably the boy friend of Laurie's nympho pal, Annie. "Oh Paul, we can no longer stall"; yeah we'd all be singing that song as we headed out for a late night date with "old jerko" as Annie called him.
And what about this poor guy? I guess this would be Mister Phelps, owner of Phelps Garage just outside of town. Damn, he was Michael's first victim that Halloween, and nobody remembers the shlub. Well, Mr. Phelps, we remember ... and yes, Michael took his clothes and wore his jump suit for, like, forever!
Could it be? Could this be Laurie's beloved, Ben Tramer? We're not sure, but his hot hair cut, and purposeful stride seems about right. Ben, it's a good thing you never fucked our Laurie, or she'd never have become the original final girl! What a shame he get's toasted in part II!
Sheriff Bracket: Haddonfield's top dawg and father of the promiscuous, drug using, doomed, Annie. Word around town is that Bracket's mutton chops made the lady's knees go weak!
Lest we forget the care-taker of Haddonfield's cemetery. More than likely the town drunk, He was rumored to have had long going affair with the head clerk of Haddonfield Memorial Library.
Woah! Who's the hot cop back there making time with the skirt? We don't know either, but we think he's a big fan of Adam-12 or CHIPS.
Bob! We so totally dig Bob, totally! Don't let those Pondexter specs fool ya, Bob is a sex machine and he knows how to keep his goofy girl friend, Linda happy. If only she did not want a damn beer, Bob would still be boning his way through the gals of Haddonfield.
Haddonfield Illinois is so well known for it's most infamous resident, Michael Audrey Meyers, that one wonders about the other sons of this mid-western town.
Wonder no longer; presented for your approval:
The Men of Haddonfield:
This corn-fed son of the Prairie State, who here so proudly flashes his abs of steel, was the boyfriend of the late, Judith Margret Myers. Playful, quick and energetic, this never-named- young-man, quickly brushed off the death of his beloved in 1963 and found fame and fortune as a physique model for Bruce of Los Angeles and later for the Athletic Model Guild.
Don Strode, owner of Haddonfield's premiere real estate company, Strode Reality; Besides being the adoptive father of Laurie, Mr. Strode was a known man about town, and was rumored to be "hung like a horse". Before the tragic occurrences in his hometown, Mr. Strode and his wife hosted key-parties with other Haddonfield couples including The Wallace's and The Doyle's. Most of Haddonfield's desperate housewives (and a few of the husbands) were said to be infatuated with the well hung realtor.
While not an actual resident of Haddofield, Dr. Terrance Wynn, head of Smith's Grove Sanatorium was a known player at some of Haddonfield's hot spots, including The Rabbit in Red Lounge.
While not named, this cute red-head classmate of Laurie's is probably the boy friend of Laurie's nympho pal, Annie. "Oh Paul, we can no longer stall"; yeah we'd all be singing that song as we headed out for a late night date with "old jerko" as Annie called him.
And what about this poor guy? I guess this would be Mister Phelps, owner of Phelps Garage just outside of town. Damn, he was Michael's first victim that Halloween, and nobody remembers the shlub. Well, Mr. Phelps, we remember ... and yes, Michael took his clothes and wore his jump suit for, like, forever!
Could it be? Could this be Laurie's beloved, Ben Tramer? We're not sure, but his hot hair cut, and purposeful stride seems about right. Ben, it's a good thing you never fucked our Laurie, or she'd never have become the original final girl! What a shame he get's toasted in part II!
Sheriff Bracket: Haddonfield's top dawg and father of the promiscuous, drug using, doomed, Annie. Word around town is that Bracket's mutton chops made the lady's knees go weak!
Lest we forget the care-taker of Haddonfield's cemetery. More than likely the town drunk, He was rumored to have had long going affair with the head clerk of Haddonfield Memorial Library.
Woah! Who's the hot cop back there making time with the skirt? We don't know either, but we think he's a big fan of Adam-12 or CHIPS.
Bob! We so totally dig Bob, totally! Don't let those Pondexter specs fool ya, Bob is a sex machine and he knows how to keep his goofy girl friend, Linda happy. If only she did not want a damn beer, Bob would still be boning his way through the gals of Haddonfield.
Oh Mister Sandman, Bring me a Dream....
10/28/09
Inside Katie and Micah's Bedroom
Ever wondered what you would find in the sparsely furnished bedroom of that hip San Diego couple, Katie and Micah?
Wonder no more:
1: Ugly fabric wall hanging that Katie got in trade for some jewelry that she made for a woman in Encino who could not afford to pay her.
2: Jameson King Bed from Raymour & Flanigan; Micah is still making payments on this.
3: Copy of Greg Capra's Intra-Day Trading Tactics.
4: Copy of the DVD, By Love Possessed.
5: Artificial plant that stands out like a sore thumb.
6: Portal to Hell (note: said portal is in the crawl space found in the hall closet).
7: Scuff marks made by demonic hoof prints.
8: Throw rug purchased at Crate and Barrel.
9: Scratches made by demonic claws.
10: Ineffective house alarm system central control panel.
Wonder no more:
1: Ugly fabric wall hanging that Katie got in trade for some jewelry that she made for a woman in Encino who could not afford to pay her.2: Jameson King Bed from Raymour & Flanigan; Micah is still making payments on this.
3: Copy of Greg Capra's Intra-Day Trading Tactics.
4: Copy of the DVD, By Love Possessed.
5: Artificial plant that stands out like a sore thumb.
6: Portal to Hell (note: said portal is in the crawl space found in the hall closet).
7: Scuff marks made by demonic hoof prints.
8: Throw rug purchased at Crate and Barrel.
9: Scratches made by demonic claws.
10: Ineffective house alarm system central control panel.
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