10/14/09

The Most Fun You'll Have Watching a Movie: Trick ' r Treat

Warren Valley, Ohio, like its sister city, Haddonfield, Illinois, is a town that really knows how to celebrate Halloween. As a matter of fact, if you stumbled on to Warren Valley's Main Street on October 31st, you might think you are at Mardi Gras or maybe even a Gay Pride parade - it's that much of a party! By now, you've probably read every review of Michael Dougherty's Trick 'r Treat, so I won't bore you with my thoughts on the film other than this: for hell's sake, if you have not already, get your paws on this goodie bag and dig in! It's probably one of the most enjoyable supernatural films I've seen in a long time. Just turn off your brain, and enjoy the caramel coated, sugar infused, bloody good time that is Trick 'r Treat.

As for that other Halloween themed film, I could not help but notice the following:

A virginal lass named, Laurie.

A psychopathic tyke who picks Halloween night to do his dirty work.

And a creepy guy in a white mask.

Of course, things are much different from John Carpenter's classic, but I thought it bares mentioning.

OK, that's it, now go hit up Netflix and rent this fabulous movie, invite the family, the neighbors, everyone you know and settle in for a great time ... oh, and don't extinguish the candles in your jack o latern until midnight ... if you know what's good for you!


10/11/09

COMING SOON: Another Halloween, Another Laurie, and Another Killer Tyke

Going to tackle that cinematic goodie bag known as Trick 'r Treat, and guess what? Seems like somebody might have been nodding in John Carpenter's direction!

10/10/09

Some Long Overdue Love for Night of the Living Dead (1990)

As much as I adore the original Night of the Living Dead, Tom Savini's remake from 1990 always impresses with its subtle tweaks and sure handed direction. I often wonder why Savini did not go on to bigger and better directoral jobs after NOLD 90.

Be that as it may, let's take a look at some of the moments in the film that I enjoy:
The first thing that always gets me, is the fake out in the cemetery when the shambling old man approaches Barbara and just when you think he's going to attack her, he says, "I'm sorry". What's he apologizing for? Of course, as soon as he stumbles out of frame, the attack is on when the first real zombie pops up....and when said zombie attacks Johnny, and Johnny falls head first into that granite marker ...ouch, that's gotta hurt.When that other cemetery zombie pops up, and walks right out of his burial suit. It's laugh-out-loud funny as well as creepy as hell.The first glimpse of the house seems somewhat Andrew Wyeth-like.When Barbara enters the house, the first thing she does is turn off the burner under a frying pan in the kitchen ... I don't know why, but this seems like such an honest moment - does that make sense to anyone other than me?The moment that Uncle Reg welcomes his house guest by doing that off the top rope drop from the upstairs banister always makes me jump.Check out the composition of this shot from when Ben first shows up. His stance, the crowbar, and Barb's gam on display.This time around, Ben is too cool for school - the way he blows out the puff of smoke, that tailored suit all rumpled, the fancy tie pin......not to mention the way he Karate kicks that pesky house zombie into next week.Later, Barbara quickly snaps out of her stupor and does in Uncle Reg with a fire poker to the head. It's as if we are now being told, this ain't your mother's Barbara.I love when Ben beats up the porch zombie, and we see dust fly from it's body - it's a small detail, but it works!And then there's the matter of that creepy fucking driveway zombie, the one that Ben ran over with his pick-up truck earlier...Ben does the bastard in with his trusty tire iron......and that's followed by both Ben and Barbara doing an abbreviated sign of the cross.Ever noticed the name plaque by the front door of the house?Helen and Harry Cooper are a majorly fucked up couple this time. Not only is Harry a racist ("You don't look much like neighbors yourself") he's also physically abusive to his wife, as we witness later on in the film.How about Barbara's first revelation: "They are so slow, we could just walk right by them".
And then there is this freaky deaky zombie - the one who shows up in the broken window as if he were saying, "TA DA!"The smirk on the newscaster's face as he reports that the recently deceased are now walking, and eating, always makes me want to deck the guy - of course in this scene, Harry is watching and smirking as well. This moment alone, seems to sum up a lot - the dawn of the angry white middle aged male who can't think outside of the box.
Tom and Judy Rose's ill fated trip to the gas pumps signals the beginning of the end.Even though Karen kills her mother with out a weapon, Savini paid homage to the trowel!Meanwhile, Ben is doling out right-hooks to the living dead......while zombies feast on the roasted carcass of poor Judy Rose.When it all goes to hell at the house, Barbara, walks - WALKS- away through the mob of flesh eaters to safety ... though she does have a run in with that creepy zombie lady with the baby doll......and I have to mention that the ghoul who eats the mouse, well that scene always makes me gag.With the house now overrun by the living dead, and Harry safe in the attic ( a retractable staircase - I've always thought that an attic was the perfect hiding spot from zombies, just sayin' is all), while Ben is in the basement. Then, Ben looks up and sees something: this is the film's punchline, such as it is.Now, the rednecks are having fun playing with the zombies by stringing them up from trees and shooting at them, which causes Barbara to have her second revelation:"We're them, and they're us" - amen


The next day, when Barbara and some of the posse show up, they find Ben has been zombified, but Harry is alive! Barbara shoots him in the head and then announces coolly,
"One more for the fire".

Writing credits

John A. Russo (earlier screenplay) and
George A. Romero (earlier screenplay)

George A. Romero (screenplay)

Director:

Tom Savini

Cast:

Tony Todd ... Ben
Patricia Tallman ... Barbara
Tom Towles ... Harry Cooper
McKee Anderson ... Helen Cooper
William Butler ... Tom
Katie Finneran ... Judy Rose
Bill Moseley ... Johnnie (as Bill Mosley)
Heather Mazur ... Sarah Cooper

10/8/09

MOVIE POSTER MADNESS: Evil Spawn Edition

he has his father's eyes
some things are best left unborn
man, this movie still freaks me out.
i still think the tag line to this movie is sheer genius!
bloody scary baby
Oh what are you talking about, for Chrissakes? Did you see her or not? She's acting like she's fucking out of her mind,
and we all know the only reason to see this moive is to watch Linda Hamilton lip sync to "Schools is Out".
beware the eyes that paralyze!
what would you give me for a basketful of kisses?
saved the best for last!

The Phantom of Coney Island


Even Broadway loves a sequel!

It seems that Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is about to unveil his latest money maker on the world, "Love Never Dies", a sequel to his big hit, "The Phantom of the Opera".

From the official press release:

“LOVE NEVER DIES” continues the story of ‘The Phantom’, who has moved from his lair in the Paris Opera House to haunt the fairgrounds of Coney Island, far across the Atlantic. Set 10 years after the mysterious disappearance of ‘The Phantom’ from Paris, this show is a rollercoaster ride of obsession and intrigue...in which music and memory can play cruel tricks...and ‘The Phantom’ sets out to prove that, indeed, “LOVE NEVER DIES”.


I dunno about this, something tells me they are going to need a much bigger chandelier to drop this time.