Two Left Feet: Dance of the Dead

OK, first things first.

Dance of the Dead is not a good movie, in fact it's not even an OK movie .. it is, however an interesting little piece of independent film making that is just chock full of homages to far better pictures. And frankly, that's what makes it something of a treat to watch.

In the films first few minutes, not only are we put in mind of Cemetery Man, but also Carrie. Later on the viewer will, no doubt, be thinking about Return of the Living Dead (when some of the zombies cry out for , “braaaiiinnsss”) ... and so it goes.

That said, I really wanted to enjoy this one, a tale of reanimated corpses who (thanks to a nearby nuclear reactor) crash the local high school's spring dance. Of course, hilarity ensues, the nerds save the day, and the one kid (who sort of looks like one of the lost Jonas Brothers) gets the girl.

Two things that are learned from Dance of the Dead are:

1: Zombies will stop attacking the living when serenaded with an Emo-like version of Pat Benatar's “Shadows of the Night” (this will also allow our hero and heroine to dance romantically like Fred and Ginger).

2: Zombies do have a sex drive, and will literately eat each other's faces off when consumed with living-dead-lust.

One last homage really caught my eye; at film's end with the high school being blown to kingdom come, the hero and heroine engage in a passionate kiss, much like a similar scene in that classic tale of teenage rebellion, Rock and Roll High School.

Dance of the Dead was written by Joe Ballarini and directed by Gregg Bishop ... wait until it shows up on cable.


Anonymous said...

Here's what Bloody-Disgusting had to say about the movie:


Fast Zombies? Slow Zombies? How about zombies that burst out of their graves in a cloud of torn earth and hit the ground running in a frenzy of fury? That’s how it happens here and it’s also how I would describe Director Gregg Bishop’s horror hybrid DANCE OF THE DEAD. It explodes like a shotgun blast of pure teen comedy and devastates everything in its path with a battery of torn off limbs, bashed in brains, severed spinal cords and a night at the prom that makes CARRIE look like PRETTY IN PINK.

Cosa High School is pretty much like every other High School in America. The teens that attend Cosa are all preoccupied with the usuals—getting laid and getting ready for the big dance…The Prom. Jimmy (Jared Kusnitz, OTIS) and Lindsey (Greyson Chadwick) aren’t your typical high school couple. He’s jaded and chill about the whole affair; she’s indulging in the entire archetypal hullabaloo surrounding the annual rituals of teendom. The rest of the school is occupied by an assorted cast of stereotypes, ripped right out of the John Hughes universe—The Science Club, The Cheerleaders, The Prom Queen, The Rock Star and the Charlie Sheen delinquent that looks like he should have graduated about a decade earlier. Together these polar opposites must unite to save their special night from an all out undead assault of the most outrageous, most sanguine and most irrepressibly hilarious horror comedy since SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

I’ve said it before, it’s difficult if not damn near impossible to really pull off homage. You have to forgo the obvious and create a living breathing entity that can stand wholly on its own. If you don’t do that, you’ve cut off half of your audience before they ever see the first five minutes of your magnum opus. What writer Joe Ballarini and Director Gregg Bishop (THE OTHER SIDE) accomplish is the very nearly impossible—a fully functional film that delivers the laugh-a-minute but heartfelt humor of AMERICAN PIE with the furious gore of 28 DAYS LATER. The film never gives up it’s horror to service its comedy and in the same respect it waters down the laughs in order to up the tension. I struggle to remember the last time I was instantly blown away by a film—especially a horror comedy.

The script is tight as a noose. All of the characters are enjoyable and well acted, lead by Jared Kusnitz who delivers a hilariously matter of fact character—totally annoyed at the situation but forced to take a stand and save his friends—there’s no great dramatic arc for Kusnitz to play, but his teenage-Rambo one-liners and genuinely organic screen presence make it impossible not to like the dude. Greyson Chadwick lends a heightened level of sing-song-reality to her performance—her Lindsey never utters filmdom’s favorite four letter word. Instead she simple wonders what the “F” is going on! It’s endearing and once again, it differentiates her character from the rest of the pack. Joe Ballarini’s script carefully fleshes out each of these kids not by providing excesses of discourse or long-winded pages of backstory. The film flies too fast for any of that. No, instead these kids are defined and differentiated by what they accomplish in the film and with each other. If any actor steals the show it’s Justin Welborn (THE SIGNAL) who plays the student delinquent Kyle. As I mentioned before Welborn look a decade—at minimum—too old to be playing a high school student but that matters little because as insane as he is, his performance is so well executed that it virtually explodes off the screen—you buy every second.

Speaking of buying every second, that incredibly difficult tenet is where most horror films and most comedies fail. When you blend the pair together you can throw all logic right out the window—unless you can make that world exist in celluloid as an absolute reality. Gregg Bishop, his cast and his crew deliver that promise as swiftly and with as much deadly precision as a machete to the neck—severing DANCE OF THE DEAD from the legions of “zomedy’s” that have shuffled DOA on to DVD and into theaters over the past several years.

Slow Zombies vs. Fast Zombies? Straight Horror? Satirical Horror? When it’s this much fun who gives a fuck! DANCE OF THE DEAD is the best horror comedy of this or any other year. Now bring it on…
Score: 10 / 10

Anonymous said...

This was my favorite movie this year. I give you my highest possible recommendation to see it!