9/7/09

The Literary Six: Bloody Fantastic!

Attention slasher film fans: if you have not already - run, don't walk, to your nearest book merchant and get your hot little hands on Vince A. Liaguno's The Literary Six.

A bloody cocktail of a potboiler that includes elements of Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians, and dozens of homages to every great slice and dice horror movie of the 70's and 80's, The Literary Six is the kind of book you curl up with on a rainy night and don't put down until the last twist has been twisted, and the final turn has been, well, turned.

It's New Year's Eve 2006, and a collection of former college chums are getting together for their yearly reunion. Gossip will be spread, champagne will be drunk, sexual feelings will come back to the surface...and blood will be spilled. It seems that this bunch of alumni all share a deep dark secret, and tonight, they will have to pay for a rather ugly stunt they were involved in twenty years earlier. In a way, The Literary Six is The Big Chill funneled through a grand guginol fun-house .

One of the things that makes reading The Literary Six such a kick is the tributes to slasher cinema that can be found throughout. For instance:

  • The characters are holed up in a Gothic inn on a small island off the New England Coast - shades of April Fool's Day.
  • A disembodied head found with candles surrounding it - much like Mama Voorhees's noggin was kept in Friday the 13th II.
  • A gay twist to the infamous hot tub scene from the original Halloween II, complete with the victim sucking on the fingers of his killer (before he realizes that said digits don't belong to his beloved, that is).
  • A masked killer (which of course is de rigeur in any slasher piece worth its salt).
  • And of course, the fact that the killer keeps popping back up, just when you think the SOB is dead!
Rounded out out by a nifty little twist ending, The Literary Six is a sexy, sadistic, bloody fantastic book that left me wanting more.

I can't wait to see what Vince has up his sleeve for an encore.

9/6/09

Zombie's Ate My Facebook Friends

Something strange is happening to my Facebook friends. One by one they seem to be changing into flesh-eating-zombies!

I have traced this latest outbreak of zombie flu to B-Sol (patient zero). I always knew he'd make a great leader of the undead...in fact it did not take him long to find his first victim...

...BJ-C. Poor thing was sitting in her dorm room studying romantic languages when she was attacked by her former mentor and "blog-father". Once she reanimated, she cut a swath through Facebook-Land.


Tony (right hook) Trotter was next, the poor kid put up a fight, but he was no match for the flesh hungry college ghoul.

Now that Tony was on the loose, nobody was safe!

Tony's victims included Philadelphia debutante and party girl, Liz Fine, who took to the monster's life with the same zeal she applied to her normal life, attacking her best friend, Jimmi Shrode...





Later Zombie Jimmi and Zombie Liz went on a rampage through the streets of Philadelphia...and now it seems no one is safe.




THIS JUST IN:



The latest victim of this horror, is noted Canadian Socialite and Alcoholic, Magnolia Thunderpussy, who was reported missing from the Moose Jaw nursing facility this morning, but was later seen trying to attack antiques dealers ...luckily, she did not have in her false teeth and was put down quickly.

9/4/09

Play with Sheri

Sheri Moon Zombie has something to say...

Click on her mug and see for your self.

9/3/09

Movie Poster Madness: DePalma edition.

Women in showers, women in peril, rock and roll, horror, telekinetic teens of terror, Hitchcock homages, cross-dressing-killers, Angie Dickinson's body double, Nancy Allen's gorgeous face, Nancy Allen's less than stellar acting abilities, awesome camera work, bloody-misogynistic-fare ... what's not to love about Brian DePalma's best films?