10/6/09

Book 'em B-Sol


Ready for another list? Sure you are.

B-Sol of The Vault of Horror polled the so called "Cyber Horror Elite" and has come up with the Horror Literature Top 30. It's a fascinating compilation and you can see the entire list by CLICKING HERE.

For the record, I was asked to vote, and my top ten went as follows:

10:I Am Legend: Richard Matheson
9: Something Wicked This Way Comes: Ray Bradbury

8: Rosemary's Baby: Ira Levin

7: The Scream: John M Skipp and Craig Spector

6: The Stand: Stephen King
5: The House Next Door: Anne Rivers Siddons

4: Harvest Home: Thomas Tryon

3: The Exorcist: William Peter Blatty

2: Dracula: Bram Stoker

1:'Salem's Lot: Stephen King

10/5/09

Even More Proof that Jason Voorhees is Gay...

Final Proof that Jason Voorhees is Gay

I've always believed, that deep down, the only son of Pamela Voorhees was a Friend of Dorothy. Now , I have proof. If you have not already, CLICK HERE, to watch the entire "Gay Friday" series; a brilliant send-up of Mr. Voorhees as well as, one, Michael Myers.
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10/3/09

Why The House of the Devil is such a Great Horror Movie...



*Because any film that starts with one of those "based on true unexplained events" claims is always a lot of fun.

*Because as soon as the action starts, it's clear that The House of the Devil is not going to be another lame-ass, shaky cam, style-over-substance, piece of crap that passes for horror these days.


* Because the opening credits are decidedly, low tech and just plain awesome!

*Again, I love these opening credits; the freeze frames, the tacky Cars-like opening music - genius, sez I.

* Because any film that would feature Dee Wallace Stone,
(and not kill her off - yes, I'm looking at you Rob Zombie), is aces in my book!


* Because The House of the Devil is available on PPV BEFORE it's released theatrically, and that's a great idea. How nice to see a new movie and not be surrounded by a a bunch of ill bred folk who lack the social skills one might expect from a group of fifth graders (yes, I'm looking at you Inglourious Basterds audience at the Marlton AMC from a few weeks ago).


* Because someone posted this picture of the odd looking fellow and his missing cat on a bulletin board, and that picture made me laugh out loud! I am very fond of sight gags.


* Because Greta Gerwig, who I loved so much in Baghead, is in this movie, and she looks just like Helen Slater.


*Because the film oh so slowly moves, at a snails' pace, some might claim, leisurely setting us up for the first real shock - which comes out of no where, and makes the viewer jump out of his or her skin.



*Because Mary Woronov is in this movie, and a
s soon as she shows up, you know that deviltry is a-foot! Oh what a world this would be if Mary Woronov was in every movie. One of the last surviving "Warhol Superstars", and the star of such B-classics as Death Race 2000, Eating Raoul, and Rock and Roll High school, Woronov is just perfect in The House of the Devil as the creepy Mrs. Ulman.

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Because Jocelin Donahue is perfect as the heroine, Samantha Hughes. It seems that she's channeling Karen Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis. Seriously, Donahue is one terrific actress; believable, sympathetic, and made of great "Final Girl" stuff.

* Because all that hair in the bathtu
b really is creepy!

* Because by the time that scary hag shows up, you'll be screaming for your mommy!


And finally, because The House of the Devil uses elements from everything from Psycho, Halloween, The Burning and Rosemary's Baby, it's a veritable love letter to horror film fans.

Director Ti West, is a flippin' genius! Trust me. once you see The House of the Devil, you'll be writing him love letters in return!


10/2/09

COMING SOON: I Check out The House of the Devil

...and find Mary Woronov waiting

MOVIE POSTER MADNESS: Joan Crawford Edition

Don't fuck with her, fellas!!

Say what you will about Joan Crawford, the woman had a work ethic that would leave today's pampered little movie stars running for the door claiming "exhaustion".

Joan's entry into Grande Dame Guignol began when she appeared with fellow former A-lister, Bette Davis in the Psycho Biddy extravaganza, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? From there, Joan hitched her somewhat pickled wagon to producer, William Castle and churned out a few more films with him (including my personal fave, Strait-Jacket)

This is it, Joan's last "great" film. Over the top, and more fun than a closet full of wire hangers!

Exactly what is "uxoricide"?

AKA, Joan's carnival of horrors!

Finally, well, the less said about Trog, the better.