Lessons Learned from CONTAGION
- If a pretty blond offers to blow on your dice for good luck at a casino in Hong Kong, kindly defer her offer.
- Never eat pork in Hong Kong!
- Stop touching your face!
- Typhoid Mary may look a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow.
- Don't touch anything!
- Don't talk to people.
- Avoid public transportation.
- Stay out of restaurants!
- The beefier Matt Damon gets, the better he looks!
- Bloggers may be the only people who will get the truth out concerning a world wide health crisis.
- If you work for the CDC and tell someone something in the strictest confidence,chances are they will blab what you said to someone else in a matter of minutes.
- Lab monkeys will suffer if a world wide epidemic happens.
- Stop worrying about zombies, the living are a hell of a lot more destructive and dangerous than imaginary creatures.
- And finally, society may crumble, but a beefy Matt Damon will survive.
5 comments:
LOL excellent. I'm getting them tattooed Momento style right now in case I forget.
You forgot "Wash your hands."
Beefy Matt Damon for the win! I just watched this yesterday and kind of loved it. Got much darker than I expected it to.
Hahaha, that picture of poor Gwyneth! (I don't mind her as much as some people do)but yes, most importantly of all, a beefy Matt Damon will survive!
In my best Team America voice: "MATT DAMON!"
The world would perish without Matt Damon.
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