If a pretty blond offers to blow on your dice for good luck at a casino in Hong Kong, kindly defer her offer.
Never eat pork in Hong Kong!
Stop touching your face!
Typhoid Mary may look a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow.
Don't touch anything!
Don't talk to people.
Avoid public transportation.
Stay out of restaurants!
The beefier Matt Damon gets, the better he looks!
Bloggers may be the only people who will get the truth out concerning a world wide health crisis.
If you work for the CDC and tell someone something in the strictest confidence,chances are they will blab what you said to someone else in a matter of minutes.
Lab monkeys will suffer if a world wide epidemic happens.
Stop worrying about zombies, the living are a hell of a lot more destructive and dangerous than imaginary creatures.
And finally, society may crumble, but a beefy Matt Damon will survive.
Hahaha, that picture of poor Gwyneth! (I don't mind her as much as some people do)but yes, most importantly of all, a beefy Matt Damon will survive! In my best Team America voice: "MATT DAMON!"
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LOL excellent. I'm getting them tattooed Momento style right now in case I forget.
You forgot "Wash your hands."
Beefy Matt Damon for the win! I just watched this yesterday and kind of loved it. Got much darker than I expected it to.
Hahaha, that picture of poor Gwyneth! (I don't mind her as much as some people do)but yes, most importantly of all, a beefy Matt Damon will survive!
In my best Team America voice: "MATT DAMON!"
The world would perish without Matt Damon.
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