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Movie Poster Madness : Horror Porn (the one that got away) Edition


A while back, I did three postings of porn films that ripped off horror movies - a reader of this blog (who wishes to remain anonymous) just stumbled across said postings and sent me the lovely picture you see above.  How this one flew under my gaydar radar is beyond me.  Still, one can only imagine what a delightful film, Friday The Fuckteenth really is.

Oh, hold on a sec, here's a synopsis of the epic direct from ASG Entertainment:
Someone is playing a sick, copy-cat, joke at Crystal Lake... killing off some of your favorite porn stars one by one. Nevertheless, this doesn't stop these horny studs from busting creamy, hot loads!
Sounds wonderful.  And if your feeling brave enough (or secure enough in your sexuality, or just curious) here's a link to the film's trailer. CLICK HERE.  And do I really have to mention that it's NSFW?  Well, OK, I just did.

8 comments:

Andre said...

Ahahahahahaha...


hahah genius stuff! I'm glad they got to dive into their reserve stash of scrawny porn actors with a hint of abs. Makes the camp aspect seem realistic and all. I'm going to be honest though--there is WAY too much blood on that knife! Yikes!!! Now we know what all the budget's money went towards...

Pax Romano said...

Andre, as is the case with most porn films: the box cover is usually where ALL of the budget costs are spent.

And yes, scrawny porn actors...sheesh, gimme a man with some meat on his bones. ;)

Sarah from Scare Sarah said...

Haha, that's priceless! The only one I've seen is the Erotic Witch Project. Bit too tame though. Ahem..

Ninja Dixon said...

Oh, I have to see this classic :)

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Planet of Terror said...

HAhahaha. Wow, just wow.

Doug said...

This makes me so happy.
Thanks!!!

senski said...

Don't judge Kurt Wild too harshly - he's got four hungry mouths to feed. With food, that is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2viW8aruzPg

Te* (Slasher Film Sanctuary) said...

Films like this crack me up. No pun intended! Haha!