9/15/09

MOVIE POSTER MADNESS: Horror Porn II

When last we met, we were exploring the strange world of horror porn hybrids, shall we continue?

This one takes the cake; from the title, The Hole, to the cover boy's bulging banana hammock, you know you are dealing with a class film... here's the description: "The story centers around a mysterious videotape and anyone who sees it has seven days before they turn totally gay. When the time is up, even the most all- American jock becomes a friend of Dorothy." What, no drag queen playing Samara?
The Djinn looks to be the gay porn version of Wishmaster.
Dying to get laid? Come to Blood Lake.
Rob Rotten's Porn of the Dead is a...well...I've seen some of the stills from this one, and can't imagine that anyone in their right mind would watch this for sexual gratification, then again, well, who am I to judge? Take a look for yourself at the link (WARNING, HERE THERE BE SOME PRETTY DISGUSTING STUFF YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED).
Orgy in Black looks to be Lesbian, Goth Girl Porn.
I think that the star of Grub Girl, Brittney Skye looks a bit like Rose McGowan.
The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror: I don't need to see this one, I've stayed there.
The subtly titled, Intercourse with the Vampire - well, at least Tom Cruise can't ruin it.
Saw for the gay crowd! I love how the killer's mask features red bee sting lips!
I flippin' love the title of this one: Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre.

3 comments:

Sparky said...

The Hole is possibly my favorite porn. Not for gratification... the story is actually quite good. And there are some genuinely funny lines.

The masked orgy at the end is a bit weird, but, what can you do?

Doug said...

Again, great post. One note: GAY BED & BREAKFAST OF TERROR is actually not a porn. It's a comedy with some nudity. I know much of the cast and I think they'd get a tickle knowing that it was included here.

Carl (ILHM) said...

Great collection of titles here Pax, havent come across many of them but you gotta love the quality ass cross-breeding. Ive always been a fan of the SciFi crossover films Femalien from Full Moon as well