11/2/09

MOVIE POSTER MADNESS: David DeCoteau Edition


Before he turned into the Edward D. Wood of soft core gay porn masquerading as grade z horror, David DeCoteau made such thrilling cinematic masterpieces as Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

by the time he did Voodoo Academy, David was showing his gay hand - check out how purdy them pouty faced boys is...

The Wolves of Wall Street was Dave's take on both American Psycho and Jack Nicholson's Wolf.

Here is probably one of Dave's greatest films: Mink Stole and Adrienne Barbeau star in the tale of boy band zombies who practice voodoo rituals in black Calvin Klein briefs.

Edgar Allan Poe meets A & F.

Finally, Beastly Boyz is so gay, a toaster oven comes with each copy of it.

4 comments:

Carl (ILHM) said...

You gotta hand it to him though, SLIMEBALL is the perfect facade..

BJ-C said...

Can we please discuss how infatuated with you I am?

Te* said...

Ring Of Darkness had so much cheese it made me constipated, but never-the-less I still liked it, although Ryan Starr is a horrible actress.

Spike Ghost said...

god, i hate this man...
I only saw one of his movies and i skipped most of the parts where there weren't men shirtless because it was just so bad a cliche. (it's Killer Bash i saw)

i can't believe he raped Edgar Allan Poe's work