10/31/11

Trick or Trick : HORROR PORN RETURNS YET AGAIN!

Happy Halloween, gang.  It's time to check out the latest collection of buff boys and buxom gals in this collection of blatantly tacky, scary skin epics ... so without further ado, time to break out the remote control and a box of Kleenex as Horror Porn Returns Yet Again:

Bloody hunks and sexy zombies seeking firm flesh abound in Boys Night Out.

Taking a cue from The Queen of the Damned, Wicked Pictures presents Curse Eternal which promises that, "the dead will rise" (see what they did there, aint that clever?)

Yes, yes it's called Queer of the Damned...because they are ... queer and ... uh...they are damned...funny, they look pretty happy all things considered.

Kudos to the producers for really putting some thought into the box cover of A Wet Dream on Elm Street...are those vibrators on Freddy's glove?  Brilliant!

They're here, they're queer, and chances are they suck more than just blood!

So I had to look at this cover several times until I I caught the gag.  That said, great cover - but why not a tad more thought in the title? 

Nekid nasty boys are being spied on, or something like that in the epic, When A Stranger Cums.

Honestly, if I did not know better, I'd have thought this was an ad for a film on The Lifetime Network. 

And last but not least, Dante promises us a hell many of us would probably not mind.

4 comments:

Rob said...

"Queer of the Damned" is pretty damned funny but "When a Stranger Cums" wins my vote!
Question: why does so much of the straight porn disturb me when pretty much all gay porn-even the icky fetish stuff-just seems like goofy fun?
Yet another great Halloween post, Pax
(or as a friend calls it, Halloweenie)!

Jonny Metro said...

The "Wet Dream on Elm Street" cover is badass! Too bad my wife would have a fit if she found that charge on our credit card bill...

--J/Metro

Jamie jubilee said...

Wow. I am kinda dead set on seeing a Wet Dream on Elm Street. The tag line is fantastic! I just wanna know how this plays out haha.

B-Sol said...

Just can't seem to get enough of the horror porn posts, Pax! Keep it cumming...er, I mean, coming.