Add 1/2 oz A Nightmare on Elm Street's teens in peril thanks, in part, to a family secret.
*stir in 1/3 oz Scream's nerdy boys bromance.
*add 1/5 oz Shocker's psychopathic killer's soul on a rampage.
*stir in 1/4 oz Scream, Scream II and Scream III's who is this masked killer amongst us? dilemma.
*toss in a hint of The Last House on the Left's revenge theme.
Blend on high speed until everything is mixed to a bloody, ridiculous pulp and serve with a grain of salt.