12/1/10

Horror Porn Rises Again

OK, I am gonna' give this one two thumbs up based on the poster alone...heck, it's got to be better than the film that inspired it!
Well, you have to admit that the poster looks legitimate.  If you didn't know better, you might think that this was an actual Friday the 13th film.  That said, why no play on words in the title?  Just the word "parody' after the title ... lame.

Here's another one.  Great poster, but no imagination in giving this Saw sex parody an original title. 
That comedy about three witches is given the X rated treatment - and no play on words in the title.  But I am gonna give 'em credit because the woman in the center does have Bette Midler-like hair.
Leave it to my gay brothers to come up with this one ... OK the title is sort of lame, but "One, Two, Freddy's Cumming in You" is genius - sick fucking genius.

I am going to give them an "E" for effort.
Brilliant! "I ain't afraid of no ho!"  Great poster, and Peter North (AKA Matt Ramsey) is in it!

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Check out the promo for the Friday the 13th parody, it's actually pretty entertaining!

11 comments:

Big Daddy aka Brandon Sites said...

I just about fell out of my chair when I saw The Nightmare on Elm Street parody.

One two Freddy's cumming in you. Well I guess we know they aren't practicing safe sex.

jef-martel said...

i have seen the trailer for the Human Sextipede and believe me it looks awful. Loved human centipede though.

Rob said...

Oh for Pete's sake, I could come up with a better title than 'A Nightmare On Twink Street'! How 'bout 'A Tight Rear On Elm Street'?
Other than that egregious missed opportunity, very funny stuff, indeed!

Jack Veasey said...

The title "A Nightmare On Twink Street" leaves something to be desired, but the picture on the box made me laugh out loud. And yet -- maybe instead of blades, the glove should have little dildos sprouting from each finger.

Emily said...

Love this! I'm a big fan of Night of the Living Podcast and once a month, one of the hosts (Andy) reviews a horror porn. It's quite fabulous. I was pretty intrigued by the Saw parody he talked about recently called "Screwed." I'm kind of angry at all the films on your list that don't even try to find a clever punny title.

StevensVox said...

Now there is 'L.A. Zombie'
http://lazombie.com/index2.html

Alana Noel Voth said...

Sign me up for a Twink on Elm Street. :-) A

Will Errickson said...

Ha ha, the doctor on the cover of HUMAN SEXIPEDE looks like an older Dr. Spaceman from "30 Rock"!

Gore-Gore Girl said...

Thanks for this! I know of the first three, but not the others. I will be picking up Twink Street. You should watch The Ring parody, *The Hole* if you haven't already. Terrible acting, but a good script. And the best tagline ever: "In seven days...you will be gay!"

Mr. Johnny Sandman said...

I fear that if I ever watch any of these... my beloved slasher classics will never be the same. It would taint my views on everything.

Jonny Metro said...

Pax, you never fail to tickle my funny bone, you dirty birdie you...

Congrats! You made it once again into the "illustrious" pages of Spatter Analysis!

Check it out!

--J/Metro