Obnoxious college student, Scotty (Rebecca Balding) forget to sign up for a dorm when she registered for classes at Disco Tech University, so she's forced to go looking for a room to rent, and eventually finds one in a gorgeous Victorian house that sits on a bluff overlooking the ocean...
|cliche' check list: scary nerd with a perky butt (check), brash jewish girl with big glasses (check), obnoxious preppy who wears sweater around his neck (check), flat chested - humorless final girl (check).|
... her roommates seem OK, even if the rich kid looks to be pushing 40 ... and the Norman Bates-like son of the owner of the house seems a bit odd...what's most disturbing is that the land lady (played by Yvonne De Carlo) does not seem to have much to say...
|"don't mind me, dear, I'm just slumming it until The Munster's residual checks kick in again"|
|"let me just brush back my gorgeous mop of hair and give you a view of my treasure trail, like it?"|
|"that's right, I am lean and like to go shirtless so you can view my fuzzy chest!"|
|"my tie and I have got this all worked out!"|
|"quick somebody call actor's equity for me!"|
|"did someone request a rear view?"|