A few years from now the world will suffer a vampire pandemic that will leave most of the inhabitants of Planet Earth, blood suckers (chain smoking, and dressed like they just walked out of a Mickey Spillane novel, blood suckers, I might add). Society has adapted and the vamp majority has acclimated it self to night time living-death-life . The only real problem is that the human's are dwindling, and the blood supply is running short. A big company has been farming humans for their plasma, but since the live stock is almost gone, a substitute must be found. You see, if a vamp goes with out for a while, his or her fashion sense flies out the window, and he or she becomes a crazed Nosferatu-like beastie
It seems that there is a resistance group of humans (along with some sympathetic vamps) who are not only fighting to reclaim the world, they've also discovered a cure to vampirism.
Will the good guys win? Will Willem Dafoe chew up the scenery? Do you even care?
Suffice to say, this is a loud movie; things blow up, and there is a lot of violence. It's perfect mindless fun, just don't expect too much, and you'll probably enjoy it.