I have traced this latest outbreak of zombie flu to B-Sol (patient zero). I always knew he'd make a great leader of the undead...in fact it did not take him long to find his first victim...
...BJ-C. Poor thing was sitting in her dorm room studying romantic languages when she was attacked by her former mentor and "blog-father". Once she reanimated, she cut a swath through Facebook-Land.
Tony (right hook) Trotter was next, the poor kid put up a fight, but he was no match for the flesh hungry college ghoul.
Now that Tony was on the loose, nobody was safe!
Tony's victims included Philadelphia debutante and party girl, Liz Fine, who took to the monster's life with the same zeal she applied to her normal life, attacking her best friend, Jimmi Shrode...
Later Zombie Jimmi and Zombie Liz went on a rampage through the streets of Philadelphia...and now it seems no one is safe.
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