8/8/09

Photography Hints by Laura Mars

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The life of a fashion photographer is fast paced and madcap, but that's no excuse not to look good at all times, in fact, you should show off your legs as much as possible! Good taste should always be first and foremost. Make sure that you are photographing the type of action that the general public can relate to: keep it simple, keep it tasteful.If you bothered by those pesky psychic flashes that many in the fashion business are prone to, stay cool - even if you find yourself "seeing" a friend's eyes being gouged out with an ice pick.And when a serial killer starts aping your style - keep in mind that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery!If things really start getting dicey, and the police have to get involved, make sure that you fuck the lead detective, especially if he's hot... ...at least you can forget your problems for a while and have a few laughs.OK, it's time to get back to work - remember, keep those gams in plain view - side slit skirts are your best friend! Yes, fashion models can be dense, no matter - think of them as mannequins with a pulse, then just pose them the way you need.
Once again, keep those photo shoots tasteful! Oh and keep a hot male model around for your manager, he'll be so thrilled that he'll invite you to his birthday party......see? You got an invitation to his birthday party! Here's another helpful hint, keep some Visine in you purse, you never know when someone is going to take a close up shot of your eye during one of your psychic flashes...blood shot eyes are just so déclassé.

5 comments:

MonsterScholar said...

Love those knee high socks, and is that Tommy Lee Jones?

Pax Romano said...

Yes, it is...he is so damn hawt in this movie!

Tower Farm said...

And don't forget that it's helpful to run around wailing "DONALD" when in danger...
-Billy

Pax Romano said...

TF,
Of course, how could Laura have forgot such an important helpful hint! I love when she's driving the car screaming his name and crashes through the plate glass...or am I just dreaming up that scene?

Ninja Dixon said...

Amazing little movie. Don't know if I can agree that Tommy Lee Jones is hot in this one, I prefer his psycho in Rolling Thunder :)