8/15/09

Boys in the Sand: Even Psycho Beach Party bums get the blues

It's tough being a swell-riding-JFK-era-youth who only wants to hit the waves, party on the beach and hang with his buds...because things keep happening that always bring you down...
...like that chick at the drive-in who had her throat slashed - major bummer. But you can't focus on gnarly stuff like that, it's a teenage world, and you own the beach, you've got better things to do......like wrestle with your best pal in the sand......while someone sprays oil all over your body...
...and it's all fun and games, until one of you comes up with a severed hand ... ultimate boner killer, dude.And what's up with that human heart they found on the beach this morning? Totally bogus!Stuff like that will drive you into the arms of one your pals, besides, he's such a "Zepherrr".That lady detective, she's another buzz kill, always asking questions, always poking around - and why does she wear six inch spike heels on the beach?And that girl, the one they call "Chicklet"; she's a total fruit cake! One minute she's Gidget on a boogie board, and the next thing you know, she's acting like a crazed mad woman calling her self, "Ann Bowman". And referring to her self in the third person; Ann Bowman created orgies! Dude, what's her damage?Playing dress up always calms the nerves, and you always did look good in a nice chiffon number with a feather trim......aw heck, not another dead guy ... hey, that's one of your surfer friends, oh man, look, one of his testicles is in his mouth - aw jeez, what's next?You had to ask? That mean girl in the wheelchair just had her head lopped off...oh well, no great loss, she was a real bitch on wheels.Wait a minute.. What's up with Kanaka? You mean that The Big Kahuna is a cross dressing freak? Oh well, whatever floats his boat. Well, tonight's the luau - dancing, food, music; that should be a nice change from all of this craziness......finally, true love conquers all, your heart is full ... a happy ending...no more problems, just waves and sunshine......OH NO! That crazy Bowman bitch just stabbed that exchange student, Lars! Will this madness never end?Hold on a second, she did not kill him, and, what the heck, he's not Lars, his real name is Larry, and apparently he's the real psycho, after all! That lady detective shot him and he fell to his death! AWESOME, alls well that ends well......or does it???
Here's to simpler times...

10 comments:

Vince Liaguno said...

Love this movie! Fun with a capital "F" indeed! And Thomas Gibson(!). What a switch from his dour, buttoned-up Criminal Minds character, eh?

Pax Romano said...

Vince, everyone was terrific in this movie - Lauren Ambrose blew me away. I loved how she switched those characters on and off, and of course Busch was hoot as Monica Stark. Brilliant film.

Doug said...

I saw this show Off-Broadway in the 80s and its just as enjoyable on-screen. Busch is a genius!

BJ-C said...

I am obsessed with this film. I was this close *squeezes fingers* to doing it for speech team. I regret it everyday.

Pax Romano said...

BJ-C, hmmm sounds like vlog posting to me.

Pax Romano said...

Doug,
I would have loved to have seen the stage play.

MonsterScholar said...

I love the seemingly impromptu and sexy wrestling between Yoyo and Provoloney! ::swoon:: I haven't seen that much oiled up beefcake in years.

Pax Romano said...

MS, yes, the wrestling scene is the stuff that dreams are made of...;)

JA said...

That shot of Xander hugging the other dude is hot! (I saw his ovie once ages ago and don't remember said dude's name)

JA said...

"his ovie" = this movie

I am drunk.