Probably my favorite character on HBO's True Blood, is that vibrating party gal, Maryann Forrester . Man, I so want to go to one of her soirees - even if I end up getting drunk, and slopping food all over myself.
Part witch, part Greek Goddess, part jet setting maenad, Maryann is a Bacchanalian force of nature who will wine you and dine you when she's in a good mood, or morph into a minotaur and tear your heart out if she's pissed off. Best to stay on her good side.
It seems that Ms. Forrester has studied both the works of Tony Robbins and Martha Stewart as she is eager to help certain people live up to their fullest potential (at least that's what she wants Tara to think), and she knows how to throw a social gathering that is beyond compare.
But for all her advice giving, party throwing, and body mauling, it seems that all Maryann really wants is a family. A group of people that will be there day and night to share in life's highs and lows.
I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to join that family - especially if it meant a chance to spend some time with that other house guest, Eggs Benedict Talley ... umm, eggs over easy, err, I digress.
Ah well, I'm off to Bon Temps...