5/24/09

Oh Johnny

So much Johnny Depp, so little time.



...as the belly-shirt-wearing-soon-to-be-pureed-object-of-lust, Glen Lantz in A Nightmare on Elm Street
...as the sad eyed creation of a gentle mad scientist who died before he could give him less than lethal mitts in Edward Scissorhands.
...as the "this is your brain on dope" spokesperson in Freddy's Dead, The Final Nightmare (credited as Oprah Noodlemantra!)
...as the angora-loving-cross-dressing-hack-director-with-a-heart-of-gold in Ed Wood.
...as the beleaguered and bewitched, Dean Corso in The Ninth Gate.
...as the prissy, scaredy-cat , Ichabod Crane in Sleepy Hallow
...as Inspector Abberline investigating Jack the Ripper in the high brow, gore fest, From Hell.
...as author, Mort Rainey in the Stephen King adaption, Secret Window.
... and most recently, as the Demon Barber of Fleet Street who will sing you a song and then slash your throat, Sweeny Todd.