12/19/08

A Pretty Girl Is Like a Melody

Am I the only one noticing the trend in all of these Michael Bay produced horror movie remakes of late? Mostly it's zaftig women sporting retro eyeglasses...

...or, if the woman in question is not particularly heavy, she is still in need of eye wear.
Here's Leather Face's Mama; young but Rubenesque, and sporting the latest from the Anne Kline White Trash Eye Fashion collection.
With age comes dignity. Notice Leather Face's adoptive mama's tortoise shell specs and, if I am not mistaken, that's a Virgina Slim dangling from her finger tips...

Bee sting lips and no nonsense specs are what the Tea Lady favors ...

...but of course, she's a veritable fashion plate with her blue parasol, Quacker Factory Sack Dress and armadillo accessory.

What's this? Another older woman in cats eye glasses? Yup, this time from the latest Bay remake, Friday the 13th.

1 comment:

Adam said...

Good call.

It's probably to help them see through the faux-grime covering these movies.