* Kill a kitten on-line, and the world will beat a cyber-path to your door.
* Diane Lane deserves better than this mess.
* It sure does rain a lot in Portland, Oregon.
* Colin Hanks is kind of cute in a nerdy sort of way.
* Death by multiple sunlamps looks pretty uncomfortable.
* Billy Burke is HAWT!
* FBI agents prepare for all kinds of things ... except checking for the killer in the back seat of the car!
* As long as the baby-face bad guy, who probably weighs 95 pounds soaking wet, has a stun gun, he can overpower men double his weight and height.
* Net Neutrality will lead to on line torture porn.
* Sulfuric acid will melt the skin off your bones, but leave underwear untouched.
* Revenge is a dish best served on the net.