Location: Wilted and faded, somewhere in Hollywood.
Modus Operandi Jane: Prone to histrionics, kills with the blunt end of a hammer, serves rats and pet birds for lunch and dinner, dresses like a demented drag queen, lives in the past, still thinks she can make her way back into show biz, hates her sister, hates her next door neighbors, hates her maid, will sing "I've Written A Letter to Daddy" at the drop of a dime.
Modus Operandi Blanche: Whiny victim, prone to taking her sister on guilt trips, frumpy dresser, has a deep dark secret.
Camp Factor: Over the top, 10 out of 10!! Bette and Joan on the same set? Are you kidding? This is a horror queen's cinematic wet dream! But Ya' are in the chair, Blanche, ya are!
Played By: Bette Davis and Joan Crawford.