12/20/07

FRESH SLABS OF MEAT: Hunky Victims (5)

Victim: Darry Jenner

Film: Jeepers Creepers

Hunk Factor: Nice hair, swimmers build, cute smile, has a good relationship with his older sister, good driver, strangely sexy little rose tattoo on his navel -- special bonus points for "whipping it out" to relieve himself during the infamous 'pee moment'.

Dispatched by: Freaky winged demon who skins him alive and takes his eyes.

Played by: Justin Long

1 comment:

The Divine Ms. Jimmi said...

I love it when they "whip it out."

It's the Mac Computer Guy!

I loved Jeepers because it was a really good twisted movie.