Name : Wade Parent
Occupation: Sheriff of Santa Ynez, Utah.
Family: Divorced, ex-wife's name unknown. Daughters, Lynn Marie & Debbie.
Why is he a DILF? : Because he sports a porn stache, wears Aqua Velva, drinks a bit too much, is bitter over his divorce, recklessly drives a dirt bike...and yet, despite all of this, he's a caring father to his two little girls and devoted to his girlfriend (the local marching band coach, Lauren).
And then, when a demonic coupe begins to terrorize his town, Sheriff Parent gets it together, and along with his posse of fellow law men, leads the Satanic sedan to a fiery end.
Played by: James Brolin