2/11/10

Horror Movie DILF: The Howling

Name: Bill Neil

Location: "The Colony" somewhere in the wilds of rural California.

Occupation: Television News producer.

Family: Wife, Karen White, noted anchor at L.A.'s KDHB, 6 News.


Why He's A DILF:  If you are looking for a sensitive guy, Bill Neil's your man. In fact if he had kids, he would probably be a great dad - well, at least for awhile; initially a caring soul who is a dedicated vegetarian and loving husband that only wants to watch over his recently traumatized wife (she was attacked by a madman in an adult movie theater while trying to get a story on a serial rapist)...everything's fine until Bill goes with the little woman to The Colony and runs in to a local floozy who , as it turns out, is a werewolf...in fact everyone at The Colony is a werewolf!  Anyway, when the slut sets her eyes on Big Bill, she decides to take a bite out of him and faster than you can say, "What big eyes, you have grandma!",  he becomes a (GASP) meat eater!
Then, a few nights later, the werefloozy and Bill hook up again, and start bumping uglies in front of a roaring fire..
 ...and Bill transforms into a slobbering...
... howling, hairy beast...
...with only two things on his mind...
...and they aint vegetarianism and EST!
Once he's transformed, he is no longer the sensitive new-age-guy that Karen loved, but heck, who wouldn't overlook those shortcomings if they had a beast like Bill to come home to?


Played By: Christopher Stone

5 comments:

Carl (ILHM) said...

Very nice lol.. Are we talking pre- or post-werewolfification?

Pax Romano said...

Carl, oh post, definitely, post. ;)

Jayson said...

Christopher Stone always looked like the alternate reality Tom Atkins to me.

Pax Romano said...

Jayson, yes, I see that!

Stone was such a worker back in the day, always showing up in films and TV. And he was married to Dee Wallace until his untimely death (heart attack, at the age of 54).

Vince Liaguno said...

So sad that he died so young. He always lent a solid presence to whatever film he was in.