It's alive, and it likes to spank nubile young maidens...
I wonder if she sees dead people...
First came, Buffy the Vampire Layer...
but that wasn't good enough...
...so they made Muffy the Vampire Layer .
Then came, Dusk til Porn...
...and since that was also not good enough...
...we got From Lust till Dawn - (til or till, who proof reads these titles?)
Welcome to A Nightmare on Dyke Street
Night of the Giving Head ask's the age old question, "Is any man's penis safe?"
And last, but not least, I Know Who You Did Last Summer ...which doesn't ask, (but should) "Is any man's arse safe?"
These are brilliant. Night of the Giving Head wins though. But Nightmare on Dyke Street?? Geez, it's not even a pun. Lazy.
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